Cheeky Sod!

12 04 2011

Ya know, you can bring the cow to the barn, but it can’t milk itself!  And I know how many of my lactation readership, are pissing themselves at that one!

A certain Cowboy Jim, by the name of Alan Ryker, has just called me out!  All because he was too darn macho, to work out that a milking cow is going to be in a might of a predicament, if they ain’t milked!  (Yes, I hear you spluttering.)

You can’t help some people, ya’ know.  Instead  of taking it on the chin, he’s declared war.  I can only wonder how my words will be mangled by him, tomorrow, when he posts an interview with me.

Needless to say, he didn’t declare war until AFTER he had the copy.  Perfidious yank.  And he thinks I’m insulted that he’s upset that I knew more about lactation than he did!  Oh, I can hear half of you choke on your coffee.

Well, as I said to Mister Ryker, on his blog, BRING IT ON.  As well as that comma, btw.

Midnight Cowboy Versus the BM Godmother
I know who’s gonna win…. 



5 responses

12 04 2011
Alan Ryker

Hey, I'm channeling Cormac McCarthy over here. Who needs commas?!

12 04 2011
Alan Ryker

Wait, Cormac McCarthy is still alive… Who the hell am I channeling? Someone else who doesn't use commas I guess.

13 04 2011
Kathleen Valentine

Yeah, right, but what does all of this have to do with football?Kathleen(former Texan)

13 04 2011
Alan Ryker

Kathleen, you do remember that to Morgan "football" is played with a black and white checkered ball by men in short shorts, right? 😉

13 04 2011
Morgan Gallagher

There's another sort? *looks innocent*

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